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9 words women an men use but OMG SO FUNNY AND TRUE

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) THAT’S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) WHATEVER: Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

What a man means with the same words:

1.) FINE: This word means…fine~it’s over let it go

2.) FIVE MINUTES: Means five minutes!! No matter what! Five minutes

3.) NOTHING: Means just that! NOTHING!!!

4.) GO AHEAD: This "dangerous" phrase means go..have fun!

5.) LOUD SIGH: Now this may be the only one one with an alternative meaning. when we sigh, it means I wish this woman would shut the fuck up!! lol

6.) THAT’S OK: Means we don’t care, It’s not that big of a deal, relax

7.) THANKS: Self explanatory

8.) WHATEVER: Is a man’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Means this sorry ass woman is too weak to carry the box of cat litter so it’s me to the rescue again!

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